Dreaming of a Red Christmas

The scene is set for the Labour Party‚Äôs Christmas Carol Service in Party HQ. Jeremy Corbyn is on stage.     Jeremy Corbyn: Welcome comrades to the Labour Party Christmas party; so good they named it twice! Silence around the room Jeremy Corbyn: Tories out! All: TORIES OUT!!! {general cheering} Jeremy Corbyn: Yes, as I…